You’re Not Metal.

Think you’re metal? Think you’re one hard-ass motherfucker? Nope. You’re just a pussy wannabe compared to these guys. I mean, have you ever started a riot because somebody proclaimed that Rob Halford is the best metal singer ever? Didn’t think so.

Slayer Mob rules! These guys are like Heavy Metal Parking Lot gone batshit-crazy. Vice, a lot of the time you make me cringe, but some days y’all are fucking brilliant. Nice.