The ComedySportz Indianapolis Seventh Anniversary Awards Spectacular!
by Marc Hirsh

[all photos by Elizabeth Lutz and Abigail Young]

On Saturday, February 12, ComedySportz Indianapolis celebrated its 7th anniversary and gave its player awards. A near-capacity crowd celebrated with us and were treated to a full match with teams of 7 actletes (one for each year in Indy) and 2 refs (one for... um... each team). Here's the recap!

"And so the man says, 'That's not a pig, that's my wife!'" Doug accepts gracefully as Jon nods appreciatively.

Ed and Lynn try desperately to prevent Jon from proving that he can fit his entire fist in his mouth. The evening ends in disaster.

Lacking a photo of the absent Dave Beyer, the webmaster resorts to the lame use of stock images.

Marc, Jeff and Woody are momentarily distracted by the shiny lights. It passes.

Chris ruins an otherwise perfect evening when he takes out his glass eye.

Lynn, Mia and Ed show off the moves that won them the leads in the new Broadway revue Monkeemania.

Jon announces his departure from ComedySportz to audition for Goodfellas - The Musical.

The little guy on the right is Chris.

Now that he has won, Ed finally details his fiendish plot to take over the world.

See "Best Sound Effects" and replace "Dave Beyer" with "Joel Bruns." Thank you.

Jeff, in a rare moment of confusion, gives his acceptance speech into the trophy and tries to take the microphone home to put on his mantel.

Angry at somebody else taking Best Mental Attitude, Mia ironically shows why she lost by viciously mauling the winner.

"Thank you, that was 'My Heart Will Go On.' Now let's hear it for the Moskovitzes and 30 wonderful years of marriage!"

Now that Marc has lost, he sees no need to even stay awake during the rest of the awards or the subsequent match.

This is the back of Ed's head, ladies and gentlemen.

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