JUSTIN CRANE (Contributing Writer): Justin Crane may have been born during the turbulent years following the fall of the Basque monarchy of Navarre, but the exact details of his birth have been concealed from scrutiny by an order of secretive Capucin monks. His voice can be heard in the high-bandwidth electromagnetic fields hovering over the vicinity of Rice University (usually on Tuesdays) Ç one of his many strange and mysterious talents. He sometimes likes to rock out, and he probably doesn't like you.