Obama Wins: Holy Fucking Shit

Please, God, please let it be real. Seriously. I went to bed in 2000 thinking Al Gore would be President and woke up with Bush. It better freakin’ not happen again.

And y’know what? I don’t care that he can’t — or won’t — fix everything that’s wrong with this country. I’m just happy to have someone in the White House who’s intelligent, practical, and thinks before he speaks or acts. Thank you, America, for proving me wrong about us.